She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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