i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
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