handjob tips. give me some.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
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It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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