And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Girls should come with a carfax report
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Randomize