It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
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The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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