My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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