Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
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The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
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All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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