Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
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I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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