oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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