HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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