Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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