I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
zippers are such a cool invention
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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