No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
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We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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