She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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