i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
My breasts were aching with rage.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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