I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
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