I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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