Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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