So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
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I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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