yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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