he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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