i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
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The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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