She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
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She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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