The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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