Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
and she was petting her beer can
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
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I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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