hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
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