do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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