So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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