I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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