Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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