True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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