hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
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He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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