We won't sleep together?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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