We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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