I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
pray to the hookup gods
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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