I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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