Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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