no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
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I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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