We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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