Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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