At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Randomize