Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
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you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
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