yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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