youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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