so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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