But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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