Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
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You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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