I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
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I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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