Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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