I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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